Showing posts with label Diablo 3. Show all posts
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Monday, 11 August 2014

Is Sacred 3 Even A Sacred Game? Peep The Review Here And Ignore That I Said "Peep"

Written By: Tyler
Platform Played On: PC


Despite never playing the first Sacred, I have a love for Sacred 2. It wasn't an easy love and it was one that we both had to work at, but it exists now and it's very strong. The first time I played Fallen Angel I hated it, but this was partially because I had yet to buy a TV that was capable of handling high-def graphics... so reading text on a screen was extremely difficult. In a game like Sacred 2 this was a huge problem. The second time I tried playing I didn't find the game that exciting, but I enjoyed it more. The third time is when I fell in love. I became head over heels in love with its particular brand of open-world RPG, the complex leveling system, the endless loot and even the humour. Some people felt it was flawed but fun, whereas I think it's one of the best games the genre has seen.

Because of this, I was ridiculously hyped for the next entry in this series. I played Sacred: Citadel to help ease the wait, but it didn't click with me. I didn't know then -- and I wish I did because I would have saved $50 -- that Citadel was a good indication of where Sacred 3 was going. It's not that the game was the same because Citadel is a side-scrolling beat 'em up and Sacred 3 is still a hack n' slash, but one could say the simplicity of Citadel has drifted its way over to Sacred 3.

There's this constant debate within the realm of criticism and people can't agree on whether a franchise should be allowed to change. Wars have been waged (I'm purposely being overdramatic) over whether we should evaluate games based solely on what they are and not on the brand, or if we should take the name into consideration when critiquing it. In layman's terms: should I take into consideration what Sacred 2 brought to the table when reviewing Sacred 3, or should I just write about what Sacred 3 offers?

The answer, in this case, is that I have to take into consideration what Sacred 2 gave me. I can't avoid it. I'm all for series changing and evolving, but do gamers not go to their franchises of choice to have that similar gameplay experience? Unless you're a franchise that is known to constantly reinvent yourself, there are always going to be fundamentals in the games we like that make us go back. I don't want to play a core Metal Gear if there isn't stealth. I don't want to play a core Killzone if it doesn't have that heavy feel that the series is known for. Spin-offs are fine, and the concept of Citadel was okay by me because it was cheap and it wasn't a core Sacred.

That Deep Silver completely shit the bed with Sacred 3 is grounds enough for a mid-year leader for my "Disappointment of the Year" award. It went from what should have been one of my favourite games of the year to what will surely be one of the worst.

I want to get the good out of the way, because even though it's hard to find, it is there. I think that the game is reasonably pretty, with a very colourful aesthetic. We often get dark and gloomy environments in games like this, which is great, so it is nice to see an ARPG that embraces lighter colours and a more "pleasant" atmosphere. The fauna is detailed and the world is lively. Blues, greens, yellows all blend together well to create levels that are, at the very least, nice to look at. It's not that the game redefines graphics, but it is solidly put together and I did notice, and appreciate, the care that they put into creating a world that, like Sacred 2, was a little bit different and more cheerful looking than other games within the genre.


The music is also not bad. It's not great, and it's a bit by the books, but it's serviceable and does what it can to give the game a more epic feel when it needs it. It's orchestrated, and relies pretty heavily on quick chants to get its message across. Think Skyrim but not as good. Hell, it lacks the ability to pull you into its world musically like even a game like Divinity: Original Sin does.

The story follows the same path as the soundtrack, giving us a plot that works fine in moving everything along but I can't see anybody being entranced by what they're giving us. Lord Zane has gotten in bed with demons and is trying to open the gates to the underworld, so the heroes have to band together to put an end to that. It's pretty generic Fantasy storytelling, but if I'm being honest I don't go to action-RPGs for their plot anyway. It'd be nice if something could come along and give us a truly worthwhile plot in the genre, but I have yet to really find anything beyond simply "good."

Like in Sacred 2, the story isn't entirely serious. It's about as lighthearted as a game about opening up the gates of Hell can be without flopping around in parody. There's a lot of humour in here, though I'd argue that it's more of an attempt than anything. There are a couple lines worthy of a chuckle here and there but I'm so sick of hearing my brother's character yell "Sexy!" Hearing the same lines over and over is very grating, and a lot of the lines are cheesy and don't work.

Those are the aspects of the game that I'd deem good, or at least decent, and when that's all the praise I can give something we're in trouble.

I've seen it said a few times that this game should be approached like Gauntlet, but Gauntlet is still fun today due to clever level design and intense action. Despite Gauntlet being better, I do see the comparison. Deep Silver has chosen to strip the game of its open-world elements and give us a streamlined, stage-based game. Instead of traversing the world, finding side-quests and picking up copious amounts of loot, you are simply placed in a stage and are expected to make your way to the end while battling hordes of enemies. It is Gauntlet in that regard.

There are some different types of stages but they all amount to the same thing: you kill lots. There are the story stages, and there are stages where you simply just have to kill all the enemies, and there are wave-based stages where you defeat, you got it, waves of enemies. Even the portals that give longer side-quests still amount to the same thing.



The only thing that could save this set-up would be to have stages with dynamic action set pieces or something. Have a lot of exciting, stressful things happen in a stage to keep you on your toes. Instead, it's mostly just floor traps, which are more of an annoyance than anything, or having to turn a wheel six times while groups of enemies attack you.

This is where it's difficult to separate it from its brand, and the game suffers immensely because of it. Did anybody who anticipated this release want a Gauntlet clone? No, we wanted a huge world to explore, we wanted loot and we wanted a complex leveling system because this is what the previous Sacred gave us.

The sad thing is, I could actually have done without the open-world aspects if they had to strip it away. I wouldn't have preferred it because it was one of the selling points of Sacred 2, but had it gone a more Diablo 3 route where it's always very clear where you have to go, with very minimal exploration... I would have been fine with it. I really just enjoy the genre when done right. We are at a point in gaming where people seem to rage if a game is linear, but I don't mind linear. I've always found these types of games to have tremendous replay value, so I'm okay with only having one direction to go in.

What bothers me is that they've made the game boring and pointless. Hack n' slash is repetitive by nature, yet games like Dynasty Warriors remain fun. However, in the action-RPG I find it difficult to muster up the energy to continue laying waste to entire armies if there isn't something connected to the action. That is always the loot and the leveling.



There isn't any loot in this game. You pick up money, health and energy orbs, and that's it. Laughably, sometimes at the end of the level the treasure chests or enemies will drop health orbs. These don't matter because you're at the end and you gain all your HP back anyway. Without sufficient amount of loot, it's very hard to even care about killing the enemies.

The same can be said with the lack of real level progression. Sure, you level up, but it's in a very hollow way. You don't have stats to manage and there's very little customization in anything. You can choose between leveling up your combat arts, your skills or your equipment, but it's so straight-forward that it seems more like a chore than anything. You only have a couple ways to go, and there's no experimentation to see what is best. You'll very quickly find what works and stick with it because there's only a few different combat arts per character. In terms of skills, you are able to level up things like blocking, dodging or reviving. The choice there is whether you want to be able to block or dodge, because you can only have one at a time. This applies to your combat arts as well, though you can actually have two of those equipped at a time. This is a significant departure from the system in Sacred 2, which is almost godly. It's one of my favourite in the genre.

Everything is basically just handed to you. Sure you can level up the amount of potions you can carry, but you are given two at the beginning of every stage so there's no continuity and excitement in managing your resources. 

The combat leaves a little to be desired as well. At first I thought it was interesting for the genre, with something as silly as being able to roll being a plus because there aren't a lot of ARPGs that actually allow you to roll or block. It seems like a novelty at this point, but it's welcome. Unfortunately that wore off really quickly when I realized that it's still the same ol', same ol'. You have a special attack meant to break shields, but that overstays its welcome and just ends up seeming like a way to lazily add difficulty (another sore sport because the difficulty spikes are so uneven and annoying). A long with that you have two combat arts equipped on you, and of course the left mouse button is your basic attack.

Striking your foes is satisfying but it lacks the oomph of a game like Diablo 3. Regardless, it is reasonably fulfilling to lay siege to enemies. 

My biggest problem with the combat is one that I imagine would be fixed by using a controller, but I don't currently have a PC controller (just ordered one last night actually... yes I know you care about that): the controls. You move with WASD, but you attack in the direction that your mouse cursor is pointing. I hate this choice in pretty much any game because it makes it frustrating to attack where you want, or more specifically, dodging is a pain in the ass because logic tells you that you'll roll left when you're facing right, but the game tells you you'll roll right when you're facing left because you were pointing that way. This may seem like a silly criticism to some, but it heavily impacted the game for me.

It doesn't help that sometimes the game just ignores what you want entirely. I was playing as the Seraphim -- because it's Sacred and someone has to -- and she has a move where she jumps in the air and lands where you've pointed and does damage to any enemy close to where she landed. Only sometime she jumps in the opposite direction from where I'm pointing. The first few times this happened I thought I was just terrible but while that is true, it isn't why. It seems that the game incorrectly registers it sometimes. I also found that it didn't really send her exactly where I wanted it to.

Which brings me to the final part of my review, where I nitpick some smaller problems that just made me hate the game more. I had a lot of problem playing online. For one, my brother couldn't seem to join my game when I invited him so I'd have to just join him.

From my experience, and I'm well aware that this could differ for people, the person who was hosting the game seemed to run into issues where if you tried using your mouse to click options it wouldn't click the right one so you'd have to use the arrow keys and enter to be affective. The person joining the game ran into lag and constant yoyoing -- I don't know if this is an actual term but I heard my brother say it and I like it -- and it got frustrating. You'd fly back and forth constantly if you were not the host.


Even quitting out of the game is stupid. When you finally click the option to quit your game on the main menu, you actually have to hit the ESC key again. Why? Why would you do this? Normally in a review I'd ignore this or give it a quick mention in the middle of another paragraph but no, not only does this game not want me to have fun... it doesn't want me to quit either. It's like an abusive husband. Or wife, because we here at On The Gamely believe in gender equality.


It's not that these problems are huge. The yoyoing online was a problem, but these minor problems add up and when they're coupled with how terrible the game in other ways, it just amplifies them.

I hate Sacred 3, and from the looks of things, most people do too. The best that I've seen is that it's okay and when you don't look at it as a Sacred game, it's not too bad. When I first started the game I could have gotten behind that, but after spending some time with it, all I see is a lackluster new entry in a series I love, infested with poor game design.




Rating: 3/10
Verdict: Sacred 3 will crap on fans of the series, but even if one can separate themselves from the brand and look at the game as it is, it's still a very shallow experience. 

This is me right now, in case you didn't guess that.

Friday, 4 April 2014

On The Podcast, Episode 8: Real World Issues Like James Franco

In this episode of On The Podcast, Jacob and Tyler talk things like James Franco liking 17/18 year old girls, Miley Cyrus, people not being special, bullying, and of course games. There are probably other things too but you get the idea.

Visit the video game blog, On The Gamely: http://onthegamely.blogspot.com
Follow Tyler on Twitter @ArtBathednCrime

Gabe made the theme song and you can check him out at www.soundcloud.com/gabriel-vinylz, www.facebook.com/thedungeonstudio or on Twitter @DungeonStudioNY


Youtube Link: http://youtu.be/19D0x3528nY
Listen Here:
Download MP3: https://archive.org/details/onthepodcast8



Friday, 28 March 2014

On The Podcast Episode 7 - Zombies! And Oh Yeah, Games Too

Jacob and Tyler are back... and they're talking about stuff because that's apparently what you do on a Podcast. They talk shop about a bunch of games that have come out like Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls, Infamous: Second Son, Cloudbuilt, but also older games like Minecraft and Halo: Reach. They talk a little bit about TV shows like Brooklyn Nine Nine and The Walking Dead, while also talking about how overdone zombies are (but we still like 'em). Plus, much much more!

Follow Tyler on Twitter @ArtBathednCrime

Gabe made the theme song and you can check him out at www.soundcloud.com/gabriel-vinylz, www.facebook.com/thedungeonstudio or on Twitter @DungeonStudioNY

Listen On Youtube: http://youtu.be/sn_5NMbYxwk

Listen Here: Download MP3: https://archive.org/details/onthepodcast7

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Weekly News Round-Up, March 16 - 22: Peter Molyneux Has Lots To Say And TITANFALL Is Still Talked About Too Much

Written By: Tyler

If you haven't, Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes is out this week (review here: ), sut if you haven't played it, you should be playing it. Go, it's okay, I'll forgive you.


Unless You're Australia And New Zealand, Because Yeah
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/metal-gear-solid-v-ground-zeroes-release-is-delayed-in-australia-report/1100-6418345/

If you live in Ausland and New Zealand, Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes comes out a week later so you have to wait until March 27th. Sorry, I contacted Konami (I didn't) and I couldn't do anything to help you out.

check to see if its retail or digital as well


And Phantom Pain Doesn't Come Out To Early 2015
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17/metal-gear-solid-5-the-phantom-pain-may-release-early-2015

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain was originally going to be released later this year, but now it seems like it may release early next year. That doesn't do me any good, I could be dead next year!




TITANFALL Anti-Cheating Measures Are In Place But Not Activated
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17/titanfall-anti-cheat-measures-coming-soon

There is cheating going on in TITANFALL, even though it's hard to imagine a world where people cheat, especially in online games. Respawn has the technology to stop it, but they just haven't activated them yet. They've caught a bunch of cheaters, but just haven't punished them yet.

So there's cheating huh? Well that must be why I die so much.



Watch Dogs Will Take At Least 100 Hours To Fully Complete
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17/watch-dogs-takes-40-hours-to-complete-on-average

The story will take around forty hours, whereas the full game will take more than double that. The game is allegedly going to drop in May, so once May comes, Watch Dogs will take over the world (along with Mario Kart).


Ultra Street Fighter 4 Gets The Final Character Reveal
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/capcom-saves-the-least-exciting-ultra-street-fighter-iv-character-reveal-for-last/1100-6418349/

The last character to be revealed is a disappointment to fans, because a lot of them are mad that it seems like Capcom just reskinned Cammy. Her name is Decapre and she is based on charge attacks.

Am I the only one who thinks that the world is only balanced when Capcom keeps re-releasing the same Street Fighter games over and over again? I can't even hate, I kept playing every version of Street Fighter 2 back in the day. Damn you Capcom.


TITANFALL Sells Xbox Ones
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/titanfall-launch-sees-xbox-one-sales-almost-double-in-the-uk/1100-6418348/

In news that surprises exactly no one, TITANFALL was a system seller. It also has the biggest launch week of the year, with Dark Souls 2 (WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH MASOCHISTS?) coming in second.


Pikachu Is the Japanese Soccer/Football Team Mascot
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/pikachu-is-japan-s-awesome-mascot-for-fifa-world-cup-2014/1100-6418347/

Sweet! Pikachu is the mascot for Japan. The Pokemon Squad will include Meowth, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Chespin, Froakie, Fennekin, Pancham, Helioptile, and Litleo.


Rare Says The Kinect Is Awesome, Basically
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/a-kinect-less-xbox-one-would-be-a-real-shame-says-rare/1100-6418350/

Rare has said that it would be a "real shame" if the Xbox One came without the Kinect. Danny Isaac, producer of Kinect Sports Rivals, said that it makes game development much more diverse.

Kinect Sports Rivals... Rare's the company that made games like Blast Corps, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Killer Instinct, Battletoads, and many more. Now they focus mostly on Kinect Sports Rivals and other Kinect Sports games.

How the mighty have fallen.

"Plot Is Highly Overrated"
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17/gdc-plot-is-highly-overrated-in-games-says-devs

No, your face is overrated!

Way to keep it classy Tyler.
At GDC there was a speech called 'Death To The Three Act-Structure" where Riot Games’ Tom Abernathy and Microsoft Game Studios’ Richard Rouse III talked about how plot doesn't matter... but characters do.

They basically stated that research informed them that when people are asked about the plot of a movie, they will go on at great lengths about it. With video games... not so much. They said that people do remember the characters, though not so much in context of the plot.

Speak for yourself, when I'm asked about the plot in anything I can't remember because I can't remember five minutes ago.

Now what was I saying?


There's An Xbox One April Update Coming
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/18/xbox-one-april-update-to-improve-friend-notifications-dvr-and-more

What the title says... just click that linky-link above and all the details will be there. I think the update involves transforming your Xbox One into a helicopter, solving world hunger and effectively collapsing Capitalism, but I'm not really sure.


Home Is Coming To PS4 And Vita
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/18/indie-horror-game-home-coming-to-ps4-ps-vita

Indie horror game Home is coming... into... your... home....

Developer Benjamin Rivers has this to say about his own game. "It’s a game that’s meant to be played alone, in the darkest room (or alley, or barn, or deep, dank forest) you can find." That's what strangers used to tell me when I was a child.

Expect it sometime later this year.


CD Projeckt Red Is Making A Mobile Game
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/18/witcher-dev-cd-projekt-red-making-mobile-game

There's no information on it yet, just that it's happening. Should be more powerful than The Witcher 3.


New Brawler Named Aztez Looks Great And Is Even Coming To The Wii U
http://www.destructoid.com/brawler-aztez-is-like-patapon-x-madworld-coming-to-all-consoles-272075.phtml


After it gets released on Steam first, it will see a release on Xbox One, PS4, Vita and even the Wii U! And as far as we know it won't be missing features once it arrives on the Wii U!



It looks awesome. You'll see it mentioned a lot, but the comparisons to Madworld (a game I've meant to buy at least five thousand times) seem fitting.


A Bunch of AAA Developers Are Forming Like Voltron And Making Their Own Game
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/former-call-of-duty-tomb-raider-devs-jumping-aaa-ship-to-make-their-own-next-gen-title/1100-6418326/

In a move that we've been seeing more often as of late, a bunch of developers known for games like Call of Duty, Tomb Raider and that new Ninja Gaiden game people are concerned over, are coming together for the common good and creating their own game. The working title is Daedalus, and it's described as "an existential horror trip into a surreal, half-forgotten dream."

Crap, that's my life.

Ghost Recon Online Is Now Called And Has Gotten A Makeover
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ghost-recon-online-gets-a-new-name-and-a-makeover/1100-6418360/

The free-to-play (HEY DON'T LEAVE) game Ghost Recon Online is going to be released on April 10 on PC. However, it will be called Ghost Recon Phantoms and has officially gotten a...

Only problem with gifs is the lack of sound.

Guess What? Diablo 3 Auction House Has Officially Shut Down
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/18/diablo-3-auction-house-shuts-down-for-good


Except it's still up. Don't get mad because it seems like they're just waiting for the current auctions to time-out. This is one small step for gamers, and a giant leap for Anti-Bullshitism.



Do You Need Food Badly? No, You Need A New Gauntlet
http://www.destructoid.com/a-new-gauntlet-game-is-coming-from-the-makers-of-magicka-272042.phtml

It's looking like the developers of Magicka are doing us a solid and are creating a new Gauntlet for SteamOS and PC. So... thanks for that.


Sacred 3 Is Comin' In August
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/19/sacred-3-gets-release-date-and-gameplay-footage

Sacred 3 is going to blow my mind August 26th. That's the North American release date... if you live in Europe you get it on the 22nd. Damn you Europe! I thought North America was the best place ever!


We're Just Going To Go Ahead And Jam More Assassin's Creed Into Your Eyeballs
http://www.destructoid.com/screenshots-of-next-assassin-s-creed-game-leak-272178.phtml

Leaked Assassin's Creed images have shown up online. Allegedly there's going to be two released this year... one for last-gen, one for next-gen (what's current-gen! I can't take this!).

In one of the images, it shows the main character looking over the city. It's important to note that it's still an early screenshot. Here's the picture:
The real image is in the link above, but I think it's pretty close.

Look in the link for the images.

So if you're not tired of Assassin's Creed, I think it's safe to say you will be.


Mojang Is Poor!
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/minecraft-maker-mojang-made-a-whopping-326m-last-year/1100-6418397/

Mojang only made $326m last year. You can donate to them on their website to help them out.


Geoffry Zatkin Predicts That This Gen Of Hardware Will Be The Last
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-ps4-wii-u-could-be-the-last-generation-of-gaming-hardware-says-research-firm/1100-6418410/

It seems to happen every year, and this year it's Geoffry Zatkin doing it. During GDC, during a panel titled "Awesome Video Game Data," he made the claim. Is the future in services rather than hardware?

I can't wait until the day I can't do anything because the internet went down.


Wanna Make The Best Games Ever?
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/epic-opens-up-their-unreal-development-tools-to-everyone-with-a-19-subscription-service/1100-6418407/

For as little as $19 a month, you can gain access to the Unreal engine and start making your masterpieces. No longer do you have to keep your unoriginal game ideas to yourself!


Or You Could Pay $10 For Crytek
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/crytek-undercuts-unreal-engine-4-with-10-cryengine-subscription/1100-6418427/

Yes! You can buy all of Crytek for 10 dollars a month. No, but you can get their engine for that much. Plus, unlike the Unreal engine, you don't have to give Crytek royalties.


A PS4 Firmware Update Is Coming And You Are Not Ready
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/future-ps4-firmware-update-will-let-you-dim-dualshock-4-s-lightbar/1100-6418436/


You can dim the lightbar on the controller! Holy crap!


Speaking Of Sony, They're Making A TV Show Called Powers
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/following-xbox-sony-announces-first-original-tv-show-for-playstation/1100-6418431/

They're creating a TV show called Powers that is part police procedural, part crime noir, and part "holy crap that guy has superpowers." It is going to be on Playstation only, so if you want to watch it, you'll have to pick one up.

Or download it. If that's your thing. You know. Yeah. Whatever.


EA Could Be The Worst Company In America... 3 Years In A Row
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/electronic-arts-is-again-in-the-running-for-worst-company-in-america/1100-6418386/


EA is in the running again for that title, and I certainly hope it gets it. It'd be an accomplishment. It's always funny how a gaming company wins this over companies that have probably done worse. But screw it, I'm all for it.


EA Secures Rights To TITANFALL 2
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/report-ea-secures-rights-to-titanfall-2/1100-6418404/

Just when I thought that maybe I could stop talking about TITANFALL in the Weekly News Round-Up, this drops on me. Sure, it's only been reported, but we all knew it was coming anyway. I guess people bought TITANFALL. Who knew?


Speaking of TITANFALL... The 360 Version Is Delayed Until April 8
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/19/titanfall-delayed-on-xbox-360-to-april

To those with the Xbox 360, you're crap outta luck again. If you wanted to play TITANFALL -- the same game everyone else is playing -- then you have to wait until April 8.



TITANFALL 2 Won't Be Exclusive To Microsoft Platforms
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/report-titanfall-2-won-t-be-exclusive-to-microsoft-platforms/1100-6418429/

Sources -- hey don't look at me, I don't know anything -- have stated that TITANFALL 2 will be for multiple platforms. Well then, that's one less reason to buy an Xbox One.



Peter Molyneux Says Stuff (Shocking) About Nintendo
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/peter-molyneux-never-underestimate-nintendo/1100-6418434/

Legendary and outspoken game dev Peter Molyneux says that while he's not a fan of the "clunky" design of the Wii U, the people at Nintendo are super smart people.


He also said "never underestimate Nintendo" even if they have "lost their way a bit." Yeah! I can get behind all of this, and I will because I actually paid money for the Wii U. This was the plan all along... it's a slow build like Daniel Bryan winning the title in WWE. Nintendo definitely knows what it's doing, that's why they've announced a new Metroid. And Zelda.


He Also Said That EA Is Not An Evil Empire
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-is-not-an-evil-empire-peter-molyneux-says/1100-6418442/

Well that's just crazy talk.

He also said that they've done a lot for the video game industry. In all honesty, it's hard to deny the impact that they've had on the industry, but that isn't going to stop me from making jokes at their expense... and it shouldn't stop you either. I'd even go so far as to say it's your civic duty to tease and belittle EA.


He Also Stroked Himself Concerning Godus
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/fate-of-god-game-genre-depends-on-success-of-godus-molyneux-says/1100-6418462/

Molyneux said that the "God" genre depends upon Godus, and said that Godus will give us something nobody has seen before. Just like God himself! Zing!

What are you talking about? I'm right here.

Animal Crossing: New Leaf Had An Equal Amount Of Women And Men Developing It
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/animal-crossing-new-leaf-was-developed-by-an-even-mix-of-men-and-women/1100-6418423/

Like the headline states, the development was 50/50 on the sex front. If another man or woman tried to upset the balance by being bastards and trying to get hired, they were taken out to a dark alley and shot... all in the name of fair.

The Year Of Luigi Ended On March 18
http://www.destructoid.com/the-year-of-luigi-has-ended-272261.phtml

It's official... Nintendo will no longer include Luigi in anything and are going to come out with new IPs.

What? That's not what it means? Oh, they just aren't going to focus on Luigi anymore, but you know you'll see him again.



That's A Good Boooooy
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/20/gdc-xbox-live-members-may-be-rewarded-for-good-behaviour

Microsoft is trying to make the world a better place... and they're doing this by actively encouraging people to be good. They're working on a way to reward Xbox Live players for not being disrespectful douchebags.


Epic Games Not Working On A New Unreal Because That's What People Want
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/20/gdc-epic-games-not-working-on-new-unreal-tournament-title

They simply stated that there isn't a new Unreal being made. I made up the reason why because I'm snarky.

There Are New Screens For Batman: Arkham Knight That Show Some Of The Villains
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/21/batman-arkham-knight-screens-reveal-riddler-penguin-and-two-face


I'll just leave this here.
Game Informer has others: http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2014/03/19/inside-batman-arkham-knight-s-rogue-s-gallery.aspx


Obsidian Wants To Try A New Genre -- The MMORPG
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/21/obsidian-announces-involvement-in-new-mmo-skyforge

Obsidian is helping Allods Team develop Skyforge, a Sci Fi/Fantasy MMORPG that already has beta sign-ups. They also are making a tank game, because why not go from South Park to a tank game. They're so similar!


Bulletstorm Disappears From Steam
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/21/bulletstorm-vanishes-from-steam

Bulletstorm has disappeared from Steam but it's speculated that it's just because of patching for the Games For Windows Live shutdown.

But what if it isn't? What if it's been a conspiracy all along to keep Bulletstorm down?

 #BulletstormMovement


Sony Having Problems Keeping Up With PS4s and The PS4 Camera
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/20/ps4-demand-to-outstrip-supply-until-the-summer

People want the PS4s and they're having a hard time keeping them stocked. Same with the PS4 camera, but that boggles my mind. Anyway, I have some advice for anybody who wants a PS4 and can't get one. Just wait... there aren't any games for it yet. That's what we call The Wii U Problem.


Sony Wants To Compete With The Oculus Rift
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/sony-announces-ps4-virtual-reality-initiative-project-morpheus/1100-6418391/

At GDC Sony announced Project Morpheus, a virtual reality device that is being developed. There is more info about it in the link above, but that's the gist of it.


Microsoft Doesn't Know What "Literally" Means -- Talks Selling Xbox Ones And TITANFALL
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/microsoft-discusses-the-xbox-one-sales-marathon/1100-6418451/

Phil Harrison has said that the console race is a "marathon, not a sprint." Which is true, and has been said before by Microsoft. Then he went on to say that TITANFALL is blowing the doors off both literally and figuratively.

If you buy TITANFALL, this can happen to you.
I'm not so sure that's how it works, Phil.


Sledgehammer Games Says The 2014 Call of Duty Is Ambitious And Creative
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/call-of-duty-2014-is-ambitious-and-creative-sledgehammer-says/1100-6418444/

"Ambitious" and "creative" are two words that shouldn't be used to describe Call of Duty (anymore), but that didn't stop Sledgehammer Games from using them. But you know what? I'll believe them when they say that the 2014 CoD is going to be awesome... because after all, being the creator of a famous blog has afforded me certain opportunities. I actually know what's going to make it so amazing, and it may or may not be having two dogs instead of one.


This Just In -- The Internet Is Hateful
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ex-microsoft-creative-director-discusses-the-internet-hate-phenomenon/1100-6418465/

Adam Orth -- the guy who told the internet to #dealwithit before Bootista even got the idea -- opened up at GDC about the toxicity of the internet and all the bad things people say. To anybody who has spent even five minutes on the internet, this isn't big news, but I'll just save the internet some time and do what they're inevitably going to do anything... post a meme:


Microsoft Says That They Won't Have Many Execs At E3 Because It Should Be All About The Games
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-e3-presentation-this-year-won-t-feature-many-execs/1100-6418463/

Microsoft isn't going to have many execs at E3 because they feel that E3 should be all about the games. They also apparently have way too much content to show off and have had to cut some things out of their 90 minute presentation.

It's sad that something like this has to be news, but props to Microsoft for doing exactly the opposite of what they did last year. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?


There Are Rumors That Far Cry 4 Will Allow You To Ride Elephants
http://www.destructoid.com/ridable-elephants-in-the-himalayas-rumored-for-far-cry-4-272297.phtml

It's been reported that Far Cry 4 will allow you to ride elephants. That's it, that's the news.

We've had home video game consoles that can be connected to a TV since 1972, but finally we can ride elephants.



Spend Some Time With Your Family Now Because You Won't Have Them After March 26th
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/everquest-next-landmark-closed-beta-starts-march-26/1100-6418476/

Why are you going to be alone after March 26th? Because the Everquest Next beta starts then... and if history has told us anything, Everquest ruins lives. As of the day this article was published, you have four days to make love to your wife and play with your kids, because after those four days the only love you will be getting is from Brutus the Ogre.


At Walmart, Bests Buy and Amazon... The TITANFALL Bundle Is $450
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-titanfall-bundle-drops-to-450-at-wal-mart-best-buy/1100-6418457/

What the headline says... go there now and you can get a deal on the TITANFALL Xbox One bundle. If you're getting it from Amazon, make sure to type in X1AMAZON to get the deal. And while you're at Amazon, make sure to check out my Wish List and buy me stuff that I don't need!


Koji Igarashi Leaves Konami
http://www.destructoid.com/legendary-castlevania-developer-koji-igarashi-leaves-konami-272052.phtml

Castlevania developer Koji Igarashi has left Konami to make the kinds of games that he wants to make.


Marc Whitten Leaves Microsoft
http://www.destructoid.com/14-year-xbox-veteran-marc-whitten-leaves-microsoft-272082.phtml

He came, he saw, he conquered. He helped create the original Xbox, Xbox Live, the Xbox 360 and now the Xbox One-Three... now he left to do something else. As long as it's not Zynga, he should be okay.


I Leave On The Gamely
Well guys, I'm out. Cya.

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Weekly News Round-Up -- Feb. 23 - March 1: Lots O' Microsoft And Battlefield 4 Gets Its Groove Back... Plus Indie Game TITANFALL

Written By: Tyler

Well people, here we are... the end of February. I hope you enjoyed this month, and welcome to the Weekly Video Game News Round-Up, a bi-monthly article that I write where I talk about current news. It has come to my attention that there are times that the news was actually broken the previous week but I mostly just check Gamespot, Destructoid, IGN and Kotaku (with other sites occasionally) so if they report it on there this week, it's current to me. So there!

So let's do this.


Reus Developer Announces New Game, Renowned Explorers - International Society
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/24/reus-developer-announces-new-game

If you can't tell by the headline, Renowned Explorers - International Society is the next game by Abbey Games. It is going to be a treasure hunting, turn-based game where you can choose to deal with enemies by either talking to them, fighting them, or combining the two methods. Sounds awesome.

Nick Diaz approves.

Gearbox VS 3D Realms (Again)
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/gearbox-sues-over-new-duke-nukem/1100-6417913/

So my inside sources (okay, just reading Gamespot) have told me that Gearbox has decided to sue 3D Realms over the Duke Nukem: Mass Destruction teaser site, saying that they rescued Duke and that the 3D Realms rights over the IP were reduced. So stop trying to make games with it, okay 3DR?

This isn't the first time that they've had tussles so I think at this point there's only one way to fix this:

Any wrestling fan has a good idea of how this ends.


Ryse Isn't Going To Have A Challenge Editor Anymore
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-exclusive-ryse-isn-t-getting-a-challenge-editor-after-all/1100-6417920/

In news that means absolutely nothing to me because I a) never cared about Ryse and b) don't own an Xbone, they are apparently pulling the plug on developing the challenge editor. They are instead focusing their efforts on free and paid DLC, which is something no developer has ever done over the past 10 years.


Dean "Rocket" Hall Is A Cult Leader
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/dayz-creator-dean-rocket-hall-will-leave-developer-bohemia-this-year/1100-6417925/

The man who created the "people-being-assholes" simulator DayZ, Dean Hall has decided to leave Bohemia this year to focus on other projects and create a new studio. He basically stated that he has always been great at getting people to take risks, and that "[he] can talk, [he] can explain something, [he] can talk people up to the ledge and get them to jump off it."

I too have the gift of gab.


He believes that at some point people like him aren't good for business in a leadership role so he should step away. I think Dean is doing the right thing though, and I hope he creates something memorable on his new path.


The Dark Souls 2 Map Is Here
http://ca.ign.com/wikis/dark-souls-2/Map

I'm assuming that this is the first time we've seen the map for Dark Souls 2, but I don't know anything. So here it is:



Sorry Samurai Fans, Kurosawa Is Not Going To Make Assassin's Creed 5
http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/70065/assassins-creed-5-wont-take-place-in-samurai-age-features-jade-raymonds-favorite-era


To be fair, Kurosawa may be dead anyway, so it wouldn't be possible. Regardless, Jade Raymond shot down the rumors of the next Assassin's Creed taking place in Samurai-era Japan, though she said it'd be a cool idea. She said it's going to take place in her favourite era, so stay tuned.

I like to think I won't do what most sites do and talk about how hot Jade is. I'm not going to post a picture of her because damn it people, we are past the days where an attractive girl gamer is a big deal. Grow up, join the modern age.













I'm a weak man.


Deus Ex: The Fall Coming To PC
http://www.destructoid.com/deus-ex-the-fall-is-heading-to-pc-by-way-of-steam-271095.phtml


To those who think that mobile gaming is lame and Deus Ex deserved better (every one?), then I got some news for you. The Fall is coming to PCs on March 25 via Steam so you can pick it up there.


Get Ready To Pee... Outlast DLC (Hey That Rhymed)
http://www.destructoid.com/red-barrels-blows-the-whistle-on-impending-outlast-dlc-271136.phtml

I haven't yet played Outlast because I'm enjoying sleeping at night, but it's on my PS4 ready to terrify me. With that said, the first DLC -- titled Outlast: Whistleblower -- is coming in April for both PC and PS4. Gamer bewaaaaaare, you're in for a scare.


Diablo 3 Patch Hit This Week And It's A Doozie
http://www.destructoid.com/extensive-diablo-iii-patch-2-0-1-goes-live-for-pc-today-271134.phtml

To all three of you who didn't go back to Diablo 2, I have some good news for you. Blizzard released a big patch for Diablo 3 this week. I won't begin to say what they did, but they've tweaked a whole hell of a lot of things.

Here is a list: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/12671560/patch-201-now-available-2-25-2014

I actually like Diablo 3, as I put over 100 hours into it, but I'll admit that it definitely did some things wrong. However, it's nice to see that Blizzard seem intent on fixing a lot of the issues that admittedly should have been fixed from the beginning. Still, install D3 again, grab the patch and go and kick Belial's ass.


Humble Bundle 11 Seeks World Domination... Basically Achieved It
http://www.destructoid.com/fez-starseed-pilgrim-beatbuddy-join-humble-bundle-11-271124.phtml

That's right, you only get 50G.

Humble Bundle 11 was already great -- these bundles usually are. But now it's even better because they added Fez, Starseed Pilgrim and Beatbuddy among the ranks of The Swapper, Giana Sisters, Guacamelee!: Gold Edition and Dust: An Elysian Tail. So save that coffee money for a day or two (or don't because you're cranky if you don't have your coffee) and pick up this excellent bundle.


World of Warcraft Has Some Changes Coming For You Raiders
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/26/world-of-warcraft-to-ditch-its-raiding-currency

Wow!

(I don't have anything clever to say so I went with a crappy "wow" joke)


Mario Kart 8 Is Compatible With A NEW Wii U Racing Wheel
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/26/mario-kart-8-racing-wheel-revealed

I didn't think the Wii Mario Kart was as good as some of the others, but I loved having the wheel to play with, so this is good news. However, if you aren't sure that the Wii U is different than the Wii, I don't see this clearing things up for you.

Way to go Nintendo!



Own Final Fantasy 14: A Realm Reborn On PS3 But Want It On PS4?
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/26/ps3-to-ps4-transfers-for-final-fantasy-14-starting-soon

Don't worry, it'll be free to transfer your stuff from PS3 to PS4. There are some features that won't be available right away in your transferring but this is still a great deal so I have no jokes for this one. I also feel that it's sad to pick on Final Fantasy at this point.


I admit that I don't often have a lot of Microsoft news here but they've been all over the place this week so this week I'm giving them their own little corner in an unpopular weekly video game article on an obscure blog. You're welcome Microsoft.


MICROSOFT NEWS

Love Free-To-Play? Microsoft Has Some Good News For You
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-owners-expect-more-free-to-play-games/1100-6417931/

Due to the success of F2P on 360, Microsoft has every intention to bring you more of it for Xbox One, because if there's anything the internet loves, it's free-to-play.


Guess What? Kinect Is Here To Stay
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/kinect-less-xbox-one-doesn-t-sound-very-likely/1100-6417933/

If there's another thing that the internet loves (my they're loving these days), it's the Kinect. Good news for them, the Kinect isn't going away because it's part of the Xbone ecosystem. It also is legitimately a defense system, as I reported (ha, look at me trying to sound like I have credentials) weeks ago.


Why Do I Keep Asking Questions In The Headlines? Get The TITANFALL Bundle
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/get-titanfall-for-free-when-you-buy-an-xbox-one/1100-6417928/

Get the only thing worth having for the Xbone when you buy an Xbone... while supplies last. Yes that's right, TITANFALL is going to be bundled with Xbox One's when it launches. That's a pretty sweet deal, in all honesty, but it doesn't make me want to stop making fun of Microsoft.

It's also going to take 40gbs of space. 40gbs of AWESOME. Ahem.

BUT WAIT, there's mooooore: It's actually only 20gbs on Xbox One. I could have just deleted the part above but that's now how I roll.


Xbox One Gets Price Cut in UK
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-price-cut-to-ps399-99-in-the-uk-from-this-friday/1100-6417929/

Save some money if you're in the UK. Or fly to the UK just to buy an Xbox One and bring it back, though that seems like a lot of work.


Xbone Joins The Modern Age With Twitch Gaming
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-finally-gets-twitch-streaming-on-march-11-right-in-time-for-titanfall/1100-6417945/

PS4 gamers have been able to do it since launch, but now the Xbox One will have it starting March 11. Right in time for TITANFALL. At this point I'm just going to call the system the TITANFALL One.


Xbox One Named "Product Of The Year" For 2014
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-named-product-of-the-year-for-2014/1100-6417947/


Well people, time to pack up 2014 because two months in, it is now over. Microsoft won, time to move onto 2015.

Product of the Year gave the award to the Xbone in their annual awards. I guess congrats to Microsoft? That might ease the pain that there's a guy in power over there that could possibly shut down the Xbox division. The plot thickens.


/END MICROSOFT NEWS


This Just In: Minecraft Is Popular
http://www.polygon.com/2014/2/26/5448912/original-minecraft-reaches-100m-registered-users

Minecraft has reached 100 million registered users. This isn't to be confused with people who actually pay for the title, but Notch claims that about 14.3% of all registered users have paid for the game. By my calculations that means... a gazillion people are currently playing the video game world's equivalent of Lego (except you know, the Lego games).


Persona 5 Is Coming To North America, And The Spin Off Titles Will Be Too!
http://www.polygon.com/2014/2/25/5444284/persona-5-coming-to-na-in-2015-spin-off-titles-to-be-localized

Get ready to get your weird high school RPG on, because Persona 5 is hitting North American shores in 2015. The other games will also be seeing release over here. This is great news for the fans... I just wish it was PS4.


Battlefield 4 Update Happened This Week
http://www.polygon.com/2014/2/26/5448884/battlefield-4-windows-pc-and-ps4-update-goes-live-fixes-sound-loop

As the headline states (seriously who does these headlines, they are spot-on), the Battlefield 4 update has gone live for PC and PS4. Which means something else is probably broken now so you'll need another update. 



Gods Will Be Watching Coming In June, Looks Pretty Graphic

http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/02/26/gods-will-be-watching-trailer-shows-brutal-survival-reveals-june-release-date/

PC "point-and-click thriller" Gods Will Be Watching has a teaser trailer in the link above, and there is a bunch of torture and knee-capping foos. Sounds like a regular day for me, I don't think I'll play it.


Call of Duty Elite Has Shut Down
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/call-of-duty-elite-shutting-down-on-friday-what-that-means-for-you/1100-6417968/

If you're a Call of Duty fan you probably already know this. I am not, so I don't really care either way, but it sucks for you people who really like Elite.




Candy Crush Developer Chucks 'Candy' Trademark

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/candy-crush-dev-abandons-candy-trademark-in-us-after-controversy/1100-6417960/

Due to the controversy of being complete idiots, King have withdrawn their trademark in the US of A but not in Europe. I'm in Canada but we're kind of like the US so I'm so glad I can finally say candy.

CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY



Pokemon X and Y Are Going To Be Free If You Purchase the 3DS And One Game

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/pokemon-x-y-free-with-purchase-of-system-and-one-game/1100-6417961/

So... if you buy a 3DS and one of the select games, you get the newest Pokemon for free, starting March 1. One of these games is Animal Crossing and you should be buying that anyway if you get a 3DS, so this is a win-win-win.




Bethesda Says That Killing Nazis Never Gets Old 
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/bethesda-shooting-nazis-never-gets-old/1100-6417969/

Part of the reason why the Wolfenstein series can keep going is because killing Nazis never gets old. I think that's a fair point...


...And if Brad Pitt enjoys killing Nazis, then I do too dammit.


Swords And Soldiers 2 Grunts And Baaaaaaaas Its Way Onto Wii U
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/27/swords-soldiers-ii-wii-u-teaser-released

In this teaser trailer, that is literally all you get... some grunting and sheep. Sounds a lot like my sex life.


A Real Minecraft Movie?
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/27/warner-bros-might-be-making-a-minecraft-movie

Notch "leaked" the information on Twitter, but instead of giving a real answer to IGN he just rambled on about government corruption and net neutrality. So yes, Minecraft is going to be a movie and it's going to be made by the person who made The Lego Movie, which really isn't much of a stretch. Way to typecast yourself!


The Wii U Is Awesome!
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/28/wii-u-is-a-powerhouse-says-donkey-kong-country-developer

The president of Retro Studios said that the Wii U is a "powerhouse," and that it's more powerful than people give it credit for. He says that it's a great machine to make games on. I disagree, because there are no good games on the Wii U. Super Mario 3D World, Monster Hunter 3, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, The Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, none of these games exist. They are all figments of my imagination. I have a pretty ballin' imagination.


Wii And DS Are Going Back To The Stone Age
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/27/nintendo-terminating-wi-fi-service-for-ds-and-wii

Young people these days don't remember a time before the internet was in every household, but there was a time, I assure you. Those were dark days, but they existed.

But luckily for everyone who doesn't remember what that's like, Nintendo has you covered. If you only own a Wii (which you do because you aren't aware that the Wii U is a new system) or a DS, Nintendo is pulling the plug on the online services. Thanks Ninty!


TITANFALL Goes Gold
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/27/titanfall-goes-gold

Oh my GOD!

TITANFALL Doesn't Require An Online Pass
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/01/titanfall-doesnt-require-an-online-pass-season-pass-unlikely

Sweet!

Good Guy TITANFALL




New Batman Game Coming? I Hell Damn Fart Hope So
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/02/28/new-batman-arkham-game-may-be-revealed-soon

Since they aren't willing to fix the bugs in Arkham Origins, I reckon we are owed a new Batman game. I actually loved Origins despite the flaws, so I am looking forward to a new one.

A Dutch journalist apparently has info on the next game but he's not allowed to publish it until March (which is actually today, technically). If only there was a way to get the information out anonymously and earlier than planned...








New Secret Of Mana......???

http://www.destructoid.com/new-secret-of-mana-is-a-free-to-play-mobile-game-271196.phtml

At first I was like:


Then I was like:
Everybody needs to use this gif at least once. This was my time.
And now someone else is writing this article and running the blog because I'm dead. Seriously? A mobile free-to-play with micro-transactions for a new Mana? Ugh.


Battlefield 4 Has New DLC
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/03/01/battlefield-4-naval-strike-expansion-coming-late-march

The Naval Strike expansion is on its way and it has a hovercraft, four new maps and a new mode. Sweet, a hovercraft! With it I can hover all the way to a place where the game actually works.

Does the game work now? Can I stop making the same joke over and over?


Million Onion Hotel Is On Its Way, And I Am Not Ready
http://www.destructoid.com/no-more-heroes-chulip-dev-announces-million-onion-hotel-271213.phtml

Onion Games is releasing a game called Million Onion Hotel and I know nothing about it really, but I'm into a bunch of the games that the developers have worked on before, so not even the fact that it's an iOS game can sink this bad boy.




Well, that's about it for this week. Got any news that I didn't comment on? Good, that means you're putting your own work in! I hope you enjoyed this week, and make sure to check out this blog every single second of every single day in anticipation for my next article. Or come back next Saturday for another Weekly Round-Up.

Friday, 27 December 2013

My Most Anticipated Games of 2014: 15 - 1



Written By: Tyler Selig



15: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number (PS4, PC, Vita)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beUrlDwf56w

                I’m not unfamiliar with cactus, so when I played Hotline Miami 2 I wasn’t surprised that it was dark and weird. What I was surprised with the gameplay. You couldn’t just shoot, you had to plan your next move. It was video game chess, and it got frustrating sometimes (also because of bugs) but damn, the story was sufficiently nuts, it was really fun, and the game was just memorable as a whole.
                Give me more of that, you have a winner.


14: Destiny (PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One)

                No monthly subscription fee, Bungie, not an MMO but actually is an MMO? Yup, that’s Destiny in a nutshell. It’s hard not to be hyped for Destiny because of all of these things. Try watching that video and not get excited for it.

13: EA Sports UFC (PS4, Xbox One)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkDED86sskU

                Whenever a new Fight Night or MMA game comes out, I always play it for hours upon hours, always telling myself “just one more fight” but then being unable to resist to urge to build my fighter more and beat more people up. They’re really the only sports games I play.
                Though MMA hasn’t had a great track record in video game format (good games, not quite there yet), I still look forward to seeing what Next-Gen can do for the sport, especially considering it’s EA doing it this time so I want to see what they bring to UFC.


12: Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls (PC, PS4)

                I’ve gone to bat for Diablo 3 because I put over 100 hours into it and I did genuinely enjoy it. However, I can acknowledge the flaws that it has, namely the levelling up system which is one I understand but don’t prefer.
                Reaper of Souls is trying to right a lot of the wrongs, and adds another class in… so I’m really excited for it.

11: Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)

                Partially because it’s a Wii U exclusive so I have to support it, partially because Bayonetta was a silly, action-packed, fun, crazy romp, I really want to play this. I think Nintendo  has a winner on their hands here.

10: Lily Bergamo (PS4)

                I don’t know much about this game other than Suda51 is making it. That’s enough for me because I’m almost always a fan of his stylish, batshit-insane games. I am one of the few people who loved Lollipop Chainsaw.
                Here’s hoping this game is his best.

9: Final Fantasy XV (PS4, Xbox One)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xKbPooKAo

                I have to admit something: I haven’t loved a Final Fantasy since 10, but my love for 10 is not that of 7, so really it’s been like 15 years since I’ve felt incredibly passionate towards a Final Fantasy (though like I said, I loved 10, and I thought 9 was great too). I skipped 11, hated 12, skipped 13 because it didn’t look appealing and haven’t played 14.
                With all of that said, Final Fantasy is in my veins, and I’m hoping that this is the next Final Fantasy that I love. It looks a lot different than others, and it better end up being awesome because in my eyes, Final Fantasy needs to return to glory – though to be fair, A Realm Reborn looks great… I just hate subscription fees.


8: Titanfall (PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One)

                Incredibly hyped first-person shooter, but as far as I can see, it’s warranted. It really does look incredible, and different than the others. I’m sure it doesn’t dethrone Killzone as my primary online shooter, but if any shooter can, it’s this one. It will most likely sit comfortably in second, because being able to jump around as much as you can in this opens up the gameplay and gives us something different.


7: Starbound (PC)

                I love Terraria, and Starbound looks to be a worthy successor. It really seems like it’s being improved in all ways – it’s a little more epic, a little more RPG, a little more buildy-buildy, and that soundtrack is incredible. Peep the trailer and try not to get pumped for it.

6: Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7tXqYplA8
                It’s Mario Kart. I will always love the series, because it’s chaotic racing with characters we love. I was sold on it before I saw footage, but it looks to change up the gameplay a little bit by adding different types of vehicles, more-so than in previous entries. Pre-ordered.

5: Tom Clancy’s The Division (PC, PS4, Xbox One)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njfj6KwEAfg

                This was the game that blew me away the most at E3 this year. It just looked like a solid co-op third-person shooter, which would be reason enough for me to buy, but then at the end of the trailer when other players come in. I sat there thinking, “Holy shit, this will be cool.”
                I think to this day, there isn’t a lot of information but we’ve seen how interactive the environment is and some other details. As far as I know, it’s not totally clear how the online aspects work, but I’m ridiculously excited for this.

4: Super Smash Bros. (Wii U, 3DS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvudMu-5kIU

                Super Smash Bros. has been my favourite fighting series since the first one, though Street Fighter will always have a soft spot in my heart. I love the chaotic nature of the series and disagree with anybody who says it doesn’t take skill. The idea behind it is to be able to control the chaos and make it work in your favour. By chaos I mean that the levels always shift and change, and you can play with four people on screen. I also like how it sort-of has a health bar but it doesn’t work like other games.
                Like a lot of Nintendo things, there’s crossover appeal too. Want to beat up Link with Kirby? Sure, you can do that. With this installment, you can finally play as Mega Man, which should be awesome. I also look forward to trying out the Villager.

3: Earth Defense Force 2025 (PS3, Xbox 360)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7HqyHTJ38

                I mention this every time I discuss Earth Defense Force, but if you just want a game that is a game in the purest sense of the word, this series is where you go. It’s hilariously low-budget, with buildings collapsing easily, and all you do is shoot hordes and hordes of giant ants, spiders, and robots. There isn’t anything complicated here.
                I love it.
                The reason it’s not number two on my list is mostly because it’s last-gen. Since it’s already out in Japan, this is only coming to PS3 and Xbox 360. It’s a shame because even though I know it won’t ever be a AAA title, I want to see what they’d do with it if given more power.
                Still… it’s Earth Defense Force. It’ll be fun to shoot aliens again while listening to funny one-liners.

2: X (Wii U)

                Do you own a Wii and haven’t played Xenoblade: Chronicles? Stop reading this and go play it right now. It’s one of the best RPGs ever and is one of the top three or four of the last ten years.
                Why does this matter? The same developers are unleashing X onto us, and even though there hasn’t been a lot announced concerning the game, we know there are giant robots and that the developers at Monolith Soft are awesome people who make legendary games.
                I didn’t even have to see the game, I just needed to know who’s making it. It helps that they’ve promised a bigger, more expansive world and it’s probably going to be RPG of the year.

1: Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain (PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw5t45tEPWQ
                There could only be one, even from the beginning of the list. There were no other games that could touch this. Any year that there’s a core Metal Gear is a year that it gets number one in something. I have never been let down, and it doesn’t look like this will change with the newest in the series.
                Kojima is giving us a more open Metal Gear this time around, and even though I’m the first to admit that open-world games are becoming a tad oversaturated, I’m still curious to see what they do with a less-linear Metal Gear.
                The trailers already look fantastic, and I’m sure that the story will be as emotional and deep as they have been in previous entries. I’m sure the classic stealth gameplay will be as thrilling as it has been. I can guarantee that the bosses will be as weird and sometimes whacky as they have been in the past.
                What I’ve always loved about the series, at least since Solid, was that the game is serious but they do throw in humour. The game is a great example of games being art, but it never forgets that it’s a game at its core. I know some will say it has too many video scenes, but it’s never bothered me because I’m so invested in what’s going on.
I actually need to play Peace Walker because I never had a PSP before (I know they released an HD remake as well), but I intend to play that in anticipation, right before The Phantom Pain comes out.



                What this all means, of course, is that I need a better job so I can buy all these games. 

                What did you think? Did I miss a game that you are excited for? Let me know in the comments below or follow me on Twitter @ArtBathednCrime and tell me you hate me there. Make sure to check the blog daily from now on because the Awardicons – Best of the Year Awards – have officially started.